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Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Condemned To Fry |
| Starters |
| Buffalo Girls | $7.50 | seitan, celery, buffalo sauce, vegan ranch |
| Buffalo Boys | $8.50 | catfish, celery, buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing |
| Frickles | $6.50 | battered & fried pickles, oh! chipotle sauce, lemon aioli |
| Plantains | $6.50 | red beans, sour cream |
| Lemon-Sage Calamari | $9.50 | oh! chipotle sauce & lemon-aioli |
| Hell In A Hand Basket | $8.50 | assorted veggies & sauces |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Fish & Chips |
| (2pcs) / (3pcs). Big Daddy Beer Batter, Weird Fries, Slaw & Fixin’s Gluten-Free Batter Available Upon Request |
| The Catch | $14.00 – $11.00 | oh! chipotle, tartar sauce |
| Hail Seitan | $11.00 – $9.00 | oh! chipotle, vegan tartar |
| Tofu | $11.00 – $9.00 | oh! chipotle, vegan tartar |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Sand-Witches $9 |
| Served With Choice Of: Cup Of Tortilla Soup Or Clam Chowder, House Salad Or Weird Fries. |
| Po’ Boy | battered & fried (catfish, shrimp or tofu), oh! chipotle, tartar, slaw | |
| Hellboy | battered & fried seitan, avocado, oh! chipotle, vegan tartar, slaw | |
| Blackened Catfish | slaw, mango salsa | |
| Grilled | (catfish, cod or steelhead) mixed greens, tomato, lemon aioli |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Lunch Special |
| Before 6pm |
| Lunch Plate | choose any entree, served with rice & choice of: house salad, cup o’ soup or vegetable. | |
| Lunch Plate | $12.50 | fish |
| Lunch Plate | $11.50 | non fish |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Infamous Tacos |
| Oh! Chipotle, Cabbage. Add Vegan Jack $0.50, Add Rice & Beans $3 |
| Fish Taco | $5.50 | tilapia, jack, mango salsa |
| Shrimp Taco | $5.50 | prawn, jack, pico de gallo, avocado |
| Waco Taco | $5.00 | yam, spinach, guacamole, pepitas |
| Hell Taco | $5.00 | seitan, grilled onion, pico de gallo, avocado |
| Taco Chico | $5.00 | vegan chorizo, zucchini, guacamole, sour cream |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : La Porte De L’enfer |
| Pete’s Famous Clam Chowder | $6.50 – $4.50 | oyster crackers |
| Spicy Tortilla Soup | $5.50 – $3.50 | roasted tomato, avocado, sour cream |
| Cheatin’ Cioppino | $9.50 | fish, calamari, prawn, in tomato stew |
| House Salad | $4.50 – $6.50 | organic mixed greens, tomato, red onion, red wine vin’regret, dante’s vinaigrette, blue cheese or vegan ranch |
| Spinach Salad | $8.50 | pear, peppered walnut, dried cranberry, queso fresco, red wine vin’regret |
| Tortilla Salad | $8.50 | avocado, roasted corn & black bean salsa, jack, sour cream, tortilla chips, dante’s roasted red pepper vinaigrette |
| Tortilla Salad | $12.50 | w/ steelhead |
| Tortilla Salad | $12.50 | w/ prawns |
| Tortilla Salad | $10.50 | w/ seitan |
| Tortilla Salad | $10.50 | w/ blackend tofu |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Seven Deadly Sins |
| Fish $9 / Non Fish $8 / Add Sides $4 |
| Dijon | almond encrusted rainbow trout | |
| Herb Coated Steelhead | tomato confit | |
| Roasted Cod | leek puree, spicy aioli | |
| Seared Louisiana Shrimp | rouille sauce | |
| Blackened Catfish | cashews, mango salsa | |
| Jamaican Jerk | catfish or seitan-veggie | |
| Coconut-Curry & Banana Leaf | cod or tofu-veggie |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Misery Loves Company |
| All Sides |
| Mixed Greens | $4.00 | |
| Weird Fries | $4.00 | stake cut yam and potato |
| Mashed Yams | $4.00 | coconut milk, curry |
| Rice & Red Beans | $4.00 | |
| Just Rice Or Just Beans | $3.25 | |
| Risotto | $4.00 | parmesan, butter |
| Soft Polenta | $4.00 | parsley, queso fresco |
| Sauteed Spinach | $3.75 | golden raisin, butter |
| Vegetable Entourage | $4.00 | olive oil, garlic |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Suspicious Fish Dish |
| Complete Meal (After 6pm) | hints only! if we told you we’d have to kill you. |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Desserts $7 |
| Vegan Cheese Cake | nightly variations | |
| Vegan Chocolate Cake | nightly variations | |
| Last Train To Downtrodden | fried banana, vanilla soy gelato, chocolate sauce |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Our Fathers |
| Served With Weird Hash Browns Or Fresh Fruit. Then Choice Of Sourdough, English Muffin, Corn Tortillas, Or Drop Dead Biscuits |
| Original Sin | $7.00 | 2 eggs any style |
| Original Sin | $10.00 | add vegan sausage |
| Original Sin | $12.00 | add side of blackend catfish mango salsa |
| Valencia Scram | $9.00 | cheddar, salsa, avocado |
| Folsom Scram | $9.00 | ricotta, spinach, mushroom |
| Mission Tofu | $9.50 | spinach, tomato, ranchero |
| Dolores Tofu | $9.50 | mushroom, spinach, pesto |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Hail Mary’s |
| Served With Cabbage Salad, Red Beans, Sour Cream, Cilantro |
| Huevos Rancheros | $7.00 | 2 fried eggs, corn tortillas, cheddar, ranchero |
| Vegan Rancheros | $8.00 | with tofu, vegan jack, vegan sour cream |
| Polenta & Eggs | $8.50 | 2 eggs, grilled polenta, ranchero, ricotta |
| Pious Polenta | $8.50 | sauteed veggies, polenta, ranchero, ricotta |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Weekend Specials |
| Weird Classic | $8.50 | 2 eggs any style, hash browns, biscuits & pepper gravy |
| Mom’s Egg Sandwich | $4.50 | 2 over-hard eggs with cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough |
| Mom’s Egg Sandwich | $7.50 | avocado & tomato |
| Mom’s Egg Sandwich | $7.50 | vegan sausage |
| Mom’s Egg Sandwich | $7.50 | hash browns or fruit |
| Bottomless Mimosa! | $10.00 | with purchase of meal |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Hell’s Griddle |
| Served With Real Maple Syrup. Earth Balance Available Upon Request |
| Vegan Pancakes | $6.00 | |
| Vegan Pancakes | $8.00 | add banana-walnut |
| French Toast | $6.00 | |
| French Toast | $8.00 | add banana-walnut |
| Mission Combo | $10.00 | 2 pancakes, 2 eggs then choice of: spuds, fruit, or vegan sausage |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Sides |
| Egg | $3.00 – $1.50 | |
| Fresh Fruit | $4.50 – $3.00 | |
| Hash Browns | $3.00 | |
| Vegan Sausage | $3.00 | |
| Toast Or Biscuit | $2.00 | |
| Corn Tortillas | $1.00 |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Beverages |
| Coffee Or Hot Tea | $2.65 | |
| Dantes Agua Fresca | $3.00 | roasted red pepper, lemon |
| Ginger-Lemonade | $3.00 | |
| Bottled Mexican Coke | $2.50 | |
| Mineral Water | $2.50 | |
| Orange Juice | $3.00 | |
| Pomegranate Juice | $3.00 |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Comrade Cocktail $4.50 |
| With 20 Proof Petrov ‘Vodka’ |
| Dirty Harry | dante’s agua fresca, celery, tabasco | |
| Nash Bridges | ginger-lemonade | |
| Screw-It! | orange juice |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Champagne Cocktail |
| Mimosa | $4.50 | orange juice |
| Persephone | $4.00 | pomegranate |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Wicked Brews |
| Trumer Pilsner & Big Daddy IPA | $16.00 – $4.50 | |
| Pyramid Hefeweizen | $4.50 | |
| Anchor | $4.50 | |
| Drake’s Amber ESB | $4.50 | |
| O’douls | $3.50 | non alcoholic |
| Napa Smith Organic IPA | $11.00 |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Weird Wine |
| Sangria | $4.50 |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : White |
| Tangent 11 Keg | $9.00 | albarino |
| Leese-Fitch 10 | $6.50 | sauvignon blanc |
| William Hill 11 | $8.50 | sauvignon blanc |
| Shooting Star 10 | $8.50 | aligote |
| Fess Parker 10 | $8.00 | riesling |
| Edna Velley 09 | $8.25 | chardonnay |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Red |
| Poppy 10 | $7.75 | zinfandel |
| Parker Station 10 | $8.50 | pinot noir |
| Writers Block 09 | $9.50 | grenache |
Dante’s Weird Fish Menu : Sparkling & Rose $10 |
| Steele 11 | cabernet franc rose | |
| Scharffenberger Brut NV |
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